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did not write this, but i thought it was kinda dope so i had to post it
ENJOY!!!!
beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
ring ring ring
Her: Ugghhh Hello !!!!
Me: Aye girl are you home...
Her: Yeah boy I'm all alone...
Me: Can I talk you about something
Her: U wanna talk?!! ,boy why is you frontin?...
Me: U right, so peep this and listen boo
Dig this shawty tonight, this is all about you...
Fuck the club and these games I'm here to please you...
Its soaking wet and its pouring I think its about two...
Both are hormones are roaring so what you wanna do..
I would pop it off and see if I could swing through..
But I know that is wrong, its not the right move...
So Imma talk to you, cuz I don't wanna look like a fool...
So you like me, I know don't you deny that.... ("you straight" laughing a little)
I see you laughing its funny but I'm fo sure its fact...
Yo I'm digging yo sexiness, u got a nice frame...
All I'm wanting to do is hear you scream my name...
I know its nasty and rude but Aye we grown ain't we...
And after I'm done, doing my job I bet you gone thank me...
Her: Hold up, hold up, negro...How I know you gone make me feel good?
Me: Well first things first my lady,give me the okay..
See I can kiss on yo neck and Lick on you all day... ("ugh u nasty")
We can start wit some sweets then onto four-play...
Are u down? just let me know before its to late.... ("I don't know")
So tell me!! You like it rough, you want me to grab yo hair....
Want me to pull some wrestler shit and put u in there air..
U like it slow I can kiss down to your underwear...
And I can tease U, like you to young to ride a ride at the fair...
Her: Boy you silly, Im horny but I am not a hoe...
I think you cute and wanna see how far this can go....
The way you talking u gotta girl wanting to know...
If you can do it and stick it baby and curl my toes.. . ("thats whats up")
Me: It seems as if you confused on just what to do...
How bout I put my key in this ignition and come to you...
And when I'm with you, wet is whats gone become of you... ("is that so")
Her: So Why don't you hurry up? why u talking all that stuff
Me: Shit baby, now that is what I call a one night stand up
hahahha so what u think???